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September 8th, 2008
You Know You’re Haitian When!
September 6th, 2008
1) Your parents still make you “a genou” even though you are 19.
2) You’ve eaten rice within the past 3 days.
3) You eat too much chicken, diri kole, or diri a djon djon.
4) Your living room couches are covered with plastic.
5) You try to bargain your way out of everything and anywhere even in department stores.
6) To get out of trouble with a fellow Haitian, you use the phrase: “bon sa-ou genyen la? (come on man), se Ayisyen nou ye mon(ma)che.” [We're all Haitian$]
7) Once the temperature gets below a certain level, you lose all concepts of coordination when it comes to things like snow boots, winter coats, scarves, and hats often doing things like wearing two different color hats at the same time.
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Haitian V Creator Touches Nerve With Youtube Skits
September 3rd, 2008
Thousands have viewed Brooklyn resident Vladimir Calixte’s social commentary comedy skits on YouTube.
By Clem Richardson
Vladimir Barthelemow Thelonious Rasputin Slocumb Calixte 3rd is Haitian V.
No joke.
If the latter name doesn’t register, you’re not among the thousands of YouTube users who eagerly await the latest video missive from Haitian V, the patois-speaking, 45-year-old Haitian hustler that Brooklyn resident and hilarious urban Everyman Calixte created.
- There’s Haitian V trapping a sexual predator, ambushing the man with a camera “Cops”-style after the man shows up at an apartment carrying two bottles of liquor for a date with a 14-year-old girl he met online.
“It’s not in my budget to chase him,” V says as the man flees the apartment.
- There he is, wearing his trademark fedora and sitting in front of a Haitian flag, riffing in mostly two-minute-long videos about everything from Eliot Spitzer, Britney Spears, rappers Jay-Z and Kanye West to the questionable fashion sense of men who wear their pants too low (”In Haiti, they would beat you with a stick!”).
- V cooks Thanksgiving dinner, awkwardly shovels snow while whining about the cold, touts Haiti as a spring break destination where tourist can see “Haitian Girls Gone Wild.” He calls in a personal trainer, Bruno, to help him get “sexy for the ladies,” but of course things go wrong.
- Now V gets caught trying to videotape a movie in a theater so he can make and sell bootleg copies. In the latest tape, uploaded last week, he challenges a kid who claims to be selling candy on the subway to benefit his basketball team to a one-on-one match - V shows up on the court wearing black socks, brown shoes and his trademark hat.
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